- John, take the truck off the table.
- Hunh?
- John, no toys on the table while we are eating.
- Hunh?
- John, take your monster truck off the table.
- Hunh?
- John, remove your truck or the monster truck confiscator is going to swoop in and take the truck away for you!
- My truck shoot it, BANG, BANG!
Well, at least he finally acted like he understood me, even if he still didn't obey. Apparently I just need to stick to baby words like "confiscator" for him.
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