JOHN: "Mommy, I went to PenneyJ with Daddy today!"
MOM: "You mean you went to JCPenney to pick up Daddy's new pants?"
JOHN: "Yes! Mommy, why did daddy need new pants?"
MOM: "Because the seam ripped on his old ones."
JOHN: "Why did it rip?"
MOM: "Because they were old and the fabric and thread get weak.
JOHN: "And why else?"
MOM: "Well, maybe Daddy got a bit bigger and stretched them more."
JOHN: "And maybe because a wolf bit a hole in them when Daddy was camping?"
MOM: "Hmm... I suppose you just never know for sure."
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